Cat Quotes

Cats have long been a beloved part of human society, captivating us with their beauty, grace, and independent nature. They have inspired poets, writers, and artists throughout the ages, and have even been worshiped as deities in some cultures.

Whether you are a proud cat owner, a cat lover, or simply appreciate the unique personalities and quirks of these enchanting creatures, this list of cat quotes is for you. Here you will find a collection of quotes about cats from famous writers, thinkers, and other notable figures. From the funny and whimsical to the philosophical and insightful, these quotes will make you smile, nod your head in agreement, and perhaps even gain a deeper appreciation for our feline friends.

Funny Cat Quotes

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” - Ellen Perry Berkeley

Ellen Perry Berkeley is the author of Maverick Cats (1982), based on her own encounters with domestic cats gone wild and research from around the world; Keith’s People (2003), a thriller based on recent info from Vietnam; and TNR: Past, Present and Future (2004), details on the growing trap-neuter-return movement to control feral cat numbers.⁠

“When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I am with her.” - Michel de Montaigne

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (February 28, 1533 – September 13, 1592) is one of the most important philosophers of the French Renaissance, often known as Lord of Montaigne He is credited with making the essay a popular literary form. His work is known for combining informal tales, autobiography, and intellectual insight.

“As my cat would say, all hours are good for sleeping.” - José Saramago

José de Sousa Saramago (November 16, 1922 – June 18, 2010) was a Portuguese writer who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1998 for his parables, which are supported by 'imagination, compassion, and irony and allow us to grasp an illusory reality again and again'. Saramago's works have sold over two million copies in Portugal alone, and his work has been translated into 25 languages.

“One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.” - Gwendolyn Brooks

Gwendolyn Elizabeth Brooks (June 7, 1917 - December 3, 2000) was an American poet whose works focused on the daily lives of urban Blacks. In 1950, she became the first African American poet to receive the Pulitzer Prize, and in 1968, she was appointed Illinois' poet laureate.

“A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.” - Tamora Pierce

Tamora Pierce (December 13, 1954 – Present) is an American writer of fantasy fiction for teenagers, known best for stories featuring young heroines. Pierce was honored by the Young Adult Library Services Association with the Margaret A. Edwards Award (YALSA). Her books have been published in twenty different languages.

“Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.” - Terry Pratchett

Terence David John Pratchett (April 28, 1948 – March 12, 2015) was an English humorist, and author of fantasy novels, especially comical works. He is best known for his 41-book Discworld series. Pratchett was the best-selling novelist in the United Kingdom in the 1990s, with over 85 million books sold globally in 37 languages. He published The 'Unadulterated Cat', a witty collection of cat anecdotes, in 1989.

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” - Bill Dana

William Szathmary (October 5, 1924 - June 15, 2017) known as Bill Dana, was an American comedian, actor, and playwright. Because he thought "Szathmary" was difficult to say, he chose the stage name "Dana" after his mother's first name "Dena."

“The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.” - Lloyd Alexander

Lloyd Chudley Alexander (January 30, 1924 – May 17, 2007) was an American author of more than 40 books. His second book, My Five Tigers (1956), which carried on the trend of him writing about things he was familiar with, was about his cats. Together with cat-focused veterinarian Louis Camuti, Alexander co-wrote Park Avenue Vet (1960).

“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark.” - Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz (March 5, 1982 - Present) graduated from the University of Florida with a bachelor's degree in English, but he took creative writing programs at UF and Florida State. He's published a number of "books" that he intended to be collections of his ramblings and one-liners.

“Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.” - Rod McKuen

Rodney Marvin McKuen (April 29, 1933 - January 29, 2015) was an actor, singer, and poet from the United States. He was among the best-selling poets in the US. McKuen started to produce poetry books in the late 1960s, which helped him gain a sizable following among young people. The Associated Press claims that approximately 60 million books by McKuen have been sold worldwide.

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.” - Gillian Flynn

Gillian Schieber Flynn (February 24, 1971 - Present) has written three novels, Sharp Objects (2006), Dark Places (2009), and Gone Girl (2012), all of which have been made into motion pictures or television series.

“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.” - PC Cast

Phyllis Christine Cast (April 30, 1960 - Present) is a popular American romance and fantasy novelist, well known for her own Goddess Summoning and Partholon book series, as well as the House of Night series she writes with her daughter Kristin Cast.

“Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!” - Mehmet Murat ildan

Mehmet Murat ildan (May 16, 1965 - Present) is a contemporary playwright, novelist, and philosopher from Turkey. His first collection of poems, 'Bright Candles', which was written in English in England and released in Turkey in 1995, launched his literary career in 1993.

“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” - Pam Brown

Pam Brown (Born 1948 - Present) was born in Seymour, Victoria, and spent her early years on bases in Brisbane and Toowoomba. She has supported herself professionally as a silkscreen printer, musician, and filmmaker. She has also taught writing, multi-media studies, and filmmaking. From 1989 to 2006, she also served as a librarian at the University of Sydney.

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.” - Miguel de Cervantes

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (September 29, 1547 - April 22, 1616) is a well-known early modern Spanish novelist and is often recognized as the best writer ever to write in the Spanish language. His most famous work, Don Quixote, is frequently recognized as both the first modern novel and one of the greatest works of literature ever written.

“Cats are only human; they have their faults.”- Kingsley Amis

Kingsley William Amis (April 16, 1922 - October 22, 1995) was a poet, novelist, critic, and teacher from England. In addition to more than 20 novels, he also produced six volumes of poetry, a memoir, short tales, radio and television scripts, and literary and social critique.

“No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.” - Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Elizabeth Marshall Thomas (September 13, 1931 - Present) is an Author from the United States. She has written both fiction and nonfiction books on subjects like animal behavior, prehistoric existence, and the Kalahari Desert's Kung Bushmen.

“The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.” - William S. Burroughs

William Seward Burroughs II (February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997) was an American writer and visual artist who is widely considered as a founding member of the Beat Generation and a key postmodern author who influenced popular culture and literature.

“I explained it loud and clear. What part of "meow" don't you understand?” - Lee Wardlaw

Lee Wardlaw (November 20, 1955 - Present) began writing when she was seven years old, and when she was nineteen she sought to get her first book published. However, she was repeatedly denied until she was thirty. Lee is the author of numerous children's books, including See You in September, 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents, and 101 Ways to Bug Your Teacher.

“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.” - Neil Richard MacKinnon Gaiman

Neil Richard MacKinnon Gaiman (November 10, 1960 - Present) is a British author known for his works in the fantasy, horror, and science fiction genres. He has written numerous novels, short stories, and comic books, captivating readers with his imaginative storytelling and darkly whimsical style. Some of his notable works include "American Gods," "Coraline," and "The Sandman" series.

“I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute, & if they are cute they rapidly outgrow it.” - William Seward Burroughs II

“Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal.” - Dr Jack Shephard

Dr. Jack Shephard, portrayed by Matthew Fox (born July 14, 1966), is a fictional character and the protagonist of the ABC television series Lost. Lost chronicles the journey of the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 on a mysterious island and their endeavors to survive and escape, gradually revealing a deeper history of the island to which they belong.

“Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose.” - Catherynne M. Valente

Catherynne M. Valente (born May 5, 1979) is a literary artist from the United States, skilled in crafting fiction, poetry, and offering literary analysis. She has been honored with prestigious awards such as the James Tiptree, Andre Norton, and Mythopoeic Fantasy awards for her thought-provoking speculative fiction novels.

“Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in.” - Jen Calonita

Jen Calonita (born December 14, 1973) is a bestselling author known for crafting over thirty books for teens and middle-grade readers. Her works have sold more than a million copies, been translated into 15 languages, and encompass popular series like Fairy Tale Reform School and Disney's A Twisted Tale. A former entertainment journalist, Jen's debut book, "Secrets of My Hollywood Life," won the Louisiana Young Readers Award.

“The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.” - Henry Charles Bukowski

Henry Charles Bukowski (August 16, 1920 - March 9, 1994) was an American poet, novelist, and short story writer, he drew inspiration from the social, cultural, and economic landscape of his adopted hometown, Los Angeles. Bukowski's literary exploration delved into the lives of ordinary, underprivileged Americans, the process of writing, relationships, alcohol, and the monotony of work. His column "Notes of a Dirty Old Man" in the underground newspaper Open City led to an FBI file on him.

“If you believe that nobody is noticing you in the society, it means that you forgot the cats!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

Mehmet Murat ildan (born May 16, 1965) is a contemporary playwright, novelist, and philosopher from Turkey. His first collection of poems, 'Bright Candles', which was written in English in England and released in Turkey in 1995, launched his literary career in 1993. He began writing plays in 2000 and went on to become a full-time writer. He has 25 short tales and seven plays published. In the 2000 Istanbul Kadiköy Municipality National Playwriting Competition, his piece 'Eyes of Magic' won 'Best Play Award.'

“Golden Rule: If you like cats, you should have a bunch.” - Jennifer McCartney

Jennifer McCartney is a bestselling author with more than a dozen books translated into over 25 languages. She has written various series and humorous handbooks, including "The Joy of Series," "Animal Philosophy Series," "So You Want to Move to Canada, Eh?," and "The Rodent Not Taken: And Other Poems by Cats." Jennifer has also contributed to several well-known publications and platforms, such as BBC Radio 4, The Atlantic, and Teen Vogue.

“I am the cat who walks alone. And to me all supermarkets are alike.”- William Seward

William Seward Burroughs II (February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997) was an American writer and visual artist who is widely considered as a founding member of the "Beat Generation" and a key postmodern author who influenced popular culture and literature.He is frequently referred to as one of the finest and most important writers of the twentieth century, particularly by Norman Mailer, whose comment about him, "The only American novelist living now who may potentially be possessed by genius," appears in several Burroughs publications.

“Someone had once told me that a group of cats was called a clowder or a glaring. These were definitely glaring.”- Sarwat Chadda

Sarwat Chadda is a British author, is known for his children's and young adult fiction, often incorporating elements of adventure, mythology, and his cultural heritage. His storytelling serves as a bridge, connecting young readers to diverse cultures and histories.

“Cats hate us. They hate us so much. But they also need us. They need us more than they hate us.” - Joseph Fink

Joseph Fink (born April 22, 1986) achieved fame as the co-creator of the "Welcome to Night Vale" podcast, leading to a successful literary career. Known for blending surreal horror, speculative fiction, and dark comedy, Fink's work redefines storytelling, offering unique, immersive experiences.

“If you want to be an expert in attracting others, choose a cat as your teacher!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Cats do not try to be funny; they just behave as themselves which are funny by birth!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

Spiritual Cat Quotes

“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.” - Robert A. Heinlein

Robert Anson Heinlein (born July 7, 1907 - May 8, 1988) was an American science fiction author, naval officer, and aeronautical engineer. He published 32 novels, 59 short stories, and 16 collections during his life.

“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” - Jean Cocteau

Jean Maurice Eugène Clément Cocteau (July 5, 1889–October 11, 1963) was a poet, novelist, playwright, designer, filmmaker, visual artist, and critic from France. He was a key figure in the surrealist, avant-garde, and Dadaist movements, as well as one of the most influential personalities in early twentieth-century art in general.

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.” - Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz (March 5, 1982 - Present) was born in Salt Lake City. In the second grade, along with English, he studied French, Spanish, and Japanese. He graduated with a bachelor's degree in English, but he took creative writing programs at UF and Florida State. He's published a number of "books" that he intended to be collections of his ramblings and one-liners.

“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.” - Jules Renard

Pierre-Jules Renard (February 22, 1864 - May 22, 1910) was a French author and member of the Académie Goncourt. Renard is one of several well-known philosophers whose quotations are displayed. He is credited with writing, "Laziness is nothing more than the practice of resting before you are tired," on one such sign in the Nubra Valley.

“Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery.” - Rai Aren

Rai Aren enjoys spending time with her family, reading, writing, watching her favorite mystery and sci-fi shows, and cuddling with her rescue cats. Her love of fantasy and adventure literature, together with her interest in archaeology, inspired her to pursue her passion for writing.

“On your journey to nature, take your cat along, and leave your car at home.” - Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson is an inspirational author, poet, playwright, philosopher, social critic, thought leader, businessman, and lover of nature. Scars of Beauty (2013), The Infinity Sign (2015), Song of a Nature Lover (2021), and Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and Other Crucial Discussions (2021) are among his best-known works.

“Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.” - Clinton Richard Dawkins

Clinton Richard Dawkins (March 26, 1941 - Present) is an English ethologist, evolutionary biologist, and author. He i s best known for his popular science books, particularly "The Selfish Gene" and "The Blind Watchmaker," which explore the concepts of evolution and natural selection. Dawkins is a prominent atheist and has been an advocate for secularism and scientific skepticism. He coined the term "meme" to describe cultural ideas that spread and evolve in a similar way to genes. Dawkins' work has generated both praise and controversy, making him a significant figure in the fields of biology and atheism.

“Cats – by day the most docile of God’s creatures, every one of them in the night enlisting under the devil’s banner – took the place by storm after the human voice had ceased.” - William Henry Davies

William Henry Davies (July 3, 1871 - September 26, 1940) was a prominent Welsh poet and author. Despite a life marked by transient wanderings as a tramp across both the United Kingdom and the United States, he defied expectations to become a beloved figure among poets of his era. Davies delved into themes encompassing the struggles of existence, the symbiotic relationship between human experience and nature, his peripatetic escapades, and the diverse characters he encountered. While often categorized as a Georgian Poet, his distinctive style.

“And everyone on earth knows if you have the respect of a cat it means your soul is worth being around.”- Kira Jane Buxton

Kira Jane Buxton is known for her distinctive literary voice and her ability to weave humor and societal commentary through her works. Her narrative style often brings a fresh perspective to contemporary issues, making her works both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Quotes About Kittens

“A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.” - Robert Southey

Robert Southey (12 August 1774 – 21 March 1843) was an English poet of the Romantic school, and Poet laureate from 1813 until his death. He was also a great lover of cats, as evidenced in his vast correspondence with friends and family.⁠

“No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.” - Unknown

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” - Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (April 15, 1452 – May 2, 1519) was an Italian polymath who worked as a painter, draftsman, engineer, scientist, theorist, sculptor, and architect during the High Renaissance period. Leonardo's Mona Lisa is widely regarded as the most iconic portrait ever painted and is considered his best achievement.

“A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.” - Jules François Felix Fleury-Husson

Jules François Felix Fleury-Husson (September 17, 1821 – December 6, 1889), who wrote under the French pen name Champfleury. He was a supporter of the Realist movement in painting and writing and a French art critic and novelist. 'Les Chats', a collection of essays about cats that included depictions of cats by notable artists of the time, was published in 1869.

“It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens … that whatever you say to them, they always purr.” - Lewis Carroll

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (January 27, 1832 -January 14, 1898) is better known by his pen name, Lewis Carroll. His most famous books are Through the Looking Glass (1867), a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865). (1871). He was known for his skill with word play, logic, and fantasy. Carroll, a puzzle enthusiast, invented the word ladder puzzle, which he later dubbed "Doublets".

“Opinions are like kittens. People are always giving them away.” - Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (January 27, 1832 -January 14, 1898) is better known by his pen name, Lewis Carroll. He was an English writer, poet, and mathematician. His most famous books are Through the Looking Glass (1867), a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865). (1871). He was known for his skill with word play, logic, and fantasy.

“When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Little cats mean little kids, little kids mean little cats!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on” - Munia Khan

Munia Khan (born March 15, 1981) is a writer who enjoys her journey in the literary world, primarily focusing on poems of various genres, short stories, and articles. Her poetry, inspired by her life experiences, has been translated into numerous languages and published in various anthologies, literary journals, magazines, and newspapers.

“There is something dead about a lawn which has never been shadowed by the swift silhouette of a dancing kitten.” - John Beverley Nichols

John Beverley Nichols (September 9, 1898 - September 15, 1983) was an accomplished English writer, playwright, and speaker, known for his extensive body of work, including over 60 books and plays, with a special talent for mystery writing. Nichols was deeply interested in gardening, particularly in designing gardens and growing winter flowers.

“Politicians are like little cats: They are never serious; they always mess up the things; they are fainthearted and spoilt. And when they look at the mirror, they see a tiger there, till the hammer of reality break that mirror very harshly!” - Mehmet Murat Ildan

Cat Quotes About Cat Lovers

“People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.” - Susan Easterly

Susan Easterly is a contributing editor of Cat Fancy magazine and an award-winning pet writer. She has published hundreds of pet articles and contributed to five pet care books. She and her family live in Newberg, Oregon, have six pets, two of which are elderly cats.

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.” - Charles Dickens

Charles John Huffam Dickens (February 7, 1812 - June 9, 1870) English novelist who is often regarded as the best of the Victorian era. Dickens was more popular than any previous author, appealing to all types of readers and aided by technology, quickly gaining worldwide fame.

“The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience.” - Susan Easterly

Susan Easterly is a contributing editor for Cat Fancy magazine and an award-winning pet writer. She has published hundreds of pet articles and contributed to five pet care books. She and her family live in Newberg, Oregon, with six pets, two of which are elderly cats.

“I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.” - R. L. LaFevers

Robin Lorraine LaFevers is a California-based children's book author. She is the author of the children's series 'Theodosia and Nathaniel Fludd', 'Beastologist', and the young adult series 'His Fair Assassin'.

“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.” - James Herriot

James Alfred Wight (October 3, 1916 – February 23, 1995), better known by his pen name James Herriot, was a British veterinary surgeon and author. 'All Creatures Great and Small', a BBC television series based on Wight's books, aired from 1978 to 1980 and 1988–1990, with a total of ninety episodes.

“You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” Magaret Pauley

Margaret Jane Pauley (October 31, 1950 - Present) is an American author and television host who has been an active news reporter since 1972. Pauley originally gained notoriety as Barbara Walters' replacement on the NBC morning program Today.

“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.” - Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley (1927 - July 25, 2002) was renowned for his clever proverbs. One of these proverbs was created by Cooley: "The time I kill is killing me." He was a retired professor of French, speech, and literature from around the world at the College of Staten Island.

“It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.” - Agnes Repplier

Agnes Repplier (April 1, 1855 - December 15, 1950) was an essayist from the USA. She makes observations about modern living in her writings, along with literary critique. Repplier had a conservative political stance and was a devoted Catholic. Despite opposing radicals and activists, she was a supporter of feminism and a critic of American neutrality during World War One.

“There is no known cure for severe affection for one's cat. The only way to relieve the symptoms is to go ahead and launch a kiss attack.” - Tichakorn Khroopan Hill

Tichakorn Khroopan Hill is a Thai author known for her writings in the romance and fantasy genres. With a passion for storytelling, she has written several novels and gained a following on Goodreads. Hill's works often incorporate elements of romance, magic, and adventure, capturing the imaginations of readers.

“If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.” - Chris Kelly

Chris Kelly (August 11, 1978 - May 1, 2013) born in Atlanta, Georgia. His journey began when he caught the attention of producer Jermaine Dupri in 1990. Alongside his friend Chris Smith, Kelly was discovered by Dupri at Atlanta's Greenbriar Mall. Despite Dupri's own young age, he recognized the potential in the talented pair and eagerly sought to collaborate with them.

“The best lover has fur and four legs and is the most trustworthy heart.” - Dr. Debasish Mridha

Dr. Debasish Mridha is a physician specializing in neurology, a writer, philosopher, and philanthropist with 19 years of medical practice. He completed his medical education in Ukraine and has been licensed to practice neurology in the United States since 1995. Dr. Mridha is active in medical, educational, and philanthropic endeavors, serving on the boards of various organizations and creating scholarships and awards to promote leadership, community service, and educational excellence.

“Any time you see a cat, the day automatically becomes 10% better.”- Stewart Stafford

Stewart Stafford is an author who has garnered attention through his insightful observations and engaging writing style. His works often reflect his keen understanding of human and societal dynamics, making everyday observations something profound and thought-provoking.

“Many of the most charming women I know are single and possess at least one cat or dog. Maybe after getting used to an affectionate quadruped, it is hard to settle for a man.” - Luigina Sgarro

Luigina Sgarro is an author who captivates her audience with narratives that often reflect on interpersonal relationships and the human experience, exploring themes of love, solitude, and companionship. Her perspective adds a refreshing voice to contemporary literature.

Quotes About Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

“Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later.” - Mary Bly

Mary Bly is a professor of English literature at New York’s Fordham University. But millions of readers around the world know her as Eloisa James, a queen of romance novels, writer of 24 bestsellers in 28 languages.⁠

“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” - Alfred North Whitehead

Alfred North Whitehead (15 February 1861 – 30 December 1947) was an English mathematician and philosopher. He is best known as the defining figure of the philosophical school known as process philosophy, which today has found application to a wide variety of disciplines, including ecology, theology, education, physics, biology, economics, and psychology, among other areas.⁠

“Cats are ultimate narcissists. ⁠You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.” - James Gorman

James Gorman is a science writer at large for The New York Times and the author of books on hypochondria, penguins, dinosaurs and the ocean around Antarctica. He writes about animals, viruses, archaeology and the evolution of dogs. ⁠

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.” - Oliver Gaspirtz

Oliver Gaspirtz (Born 1970 in Aachen, Germany ) is a cartoonist and author.⁠ His cartoons have been featured in international exhibitions and published in the Saturday Evening Post, and National Enquirer among others. ⁠⁠Gaspirtz has published his cartoons exclusively on the Internet since 2000.⁠

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” - Jeff Valdez

Jeff Valdez (born January 31, 1956) is an American producer, writer, studio executive and entrepreneur who created the category of Latino Programming in English. The films and TV shows written, directed and produced by Valdez have been syndicated in more than 35 countries.⁠

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” - Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910) was an American author, humorist, businessman, publisher, and lecturer who is better known by his pen name, Mark Twain. William Faulkner referred to him as "the father of American literature," calling him the "best humorist the United States" had ever produced. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), are among his books.

Philosophical Cat Quotes

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” - Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor

Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor is an American author, storyteller, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He is best known as the creator of the Minnesota Public Radio show A Prairie Home Companion, which he hosted from 1974 to 2016.⁠

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” - Hippolyte A. Taine

Hippolyte Adolphe Taine (April 24, 1828 - March 5, 1893) was a French historian and critic. He was the chief theoretical influence of French naturalism, a major proponent of sociological positivism, and one of the first practitioners of historicist criticism. Taine's Revolutionary War writings were and continue to be popular in France.

“There are only two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats!” - Albert Schweitzer

Ludwig Philipp Albert Schweitzer (January 14, 1875 - September 4, 1965) was a theologian, organist, musicologist, writer, humanitarian, philosopher, and physician. Schweitzer was given the Nobel Peace Prize in 1952 and gave the speech "The Problem of Peace" as he accepted the award. In 1955, he was made an honorary member of the Order of Merit (OM) by Queen Elizabeth II.

“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit.” - Lloyd Alexander

Lloyd Chudley Alexander (January 30, 1924–May 17, 2007) was an American author who wrote more than 40 books for children and young people, mostly fantasy fiction. Alexander wrote 48 books throughout the course of his seven-decade career, and his work has been translated into 20 languages.

“I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.” - Michael Showalter

Michael Showalter (June 17, 1970 - Present) is a comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer from the United States. In November 2007, he published his first stand-up album, "Sandwiches & Cats." He is a screenwriting instructor at the Graduate Film School of New York University.

“The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal — or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.” - Elizabeth Peters

Barbara Louise Mertz (September 29, 1927–August 8, 2013) was an American author who published under the pen names Elizabeth Peters and Barbara Michaels as well as her own name. While she is most known for her mystery and suspense novels. Mertz was also a feminist, which was a theme in both her fiction and her professional life.

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets.” - Elle Newmark

Elle Newmark is the author of 'The Sandlewood Tree' and 'The Book of Unholy Mischief', both of which have gained critical acclaim. Elle wrote this passage in her book, 'The Book of Unholy Mischief'.

“God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.” - Francois Joseph Mery

Joseph Méry (January 21, 1797 – June 17, 1866) was a French writer, journalist, novelist, poet, playwright and librettist. An ardent romanticist, he collaborated with Auguste Barthélemy in many of his satires and wrote a great number of stories, now forgotten. He was noted in his time for his wit and ability to improvise.

“You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.” - William S. Burroughs

William Seward Burroughs II (born February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997) was an American writer and visual artist and a key postmodern author who influenced popular culture and literature. He is frequently referred to as one of the finest and most important writers of the twentieth century, particularly by Norman Mailer.

“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind.” - Cleveland Amory

Cleveland Amory (September 2, 1917 - October 14, 1998) was an American writer, reporter, television critic, pundit, and animal rights activist.His best-selling novels, from The Cat Who Came for Christmas to The Cat Who Stayed for Christmas in the late 1980s and early 1990s, focused on his adopted cat, Polar Bear.

“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say.” - Virginia Woolf

Adeline Virginia Woolf (January 25, 1882 - March 28, 1941) is regarded as one of the most significant modernist writers of the 20th century. Woolf became one of the main figures in the feminist critical movement of the 1970s. More than 50 other languages contain versions of her writings. She has been the subject of plays, books, and films, and there is a substantial body of writing devoted to her life and work.

“After all, a woman who doesn’t love cats is never going to be make a man happy.” - Orhan Pamuk

Ferit Orhan Pamuk (June 7, 1952 - Present) is a Turkish novelist, screenwriter, academic and recipient of the 2006 Nobel Prize in Literature. One of Turkey's most well-known novels, his books have been translated into sixty-three languages and have sold over thirteen million copies, making him the nation's best-selling author.

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” - Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 - July 2, 1961) was a novelist, short story writer, journalist, and sportsman who lived in the United States. Hemingway's most famous works were written between the mid-1920s and the mid-1950s, and he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954.

“Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.” - Jim Davis

James Robert Davis (July 28, 1945 - Present) is a screenwriter, television and film producer, and cartoonist from the United States. His most well-known work is the Garfield comic strip. Davis served as the Fairmont FFA chapter's president in the past. Additionally, he established the Professor Garfield Foundation to promote literacy in children.

“Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.” - Nicholas Dodman

Dr. Nicholas H. Dodman (January 29, 1946 - Present) is a well-known and acclaimed veterinary behaviorist in the world. In 1975, the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons awarded him a Diploma in Veterinary Anesthesia. Since the middle of the 1990s, Dr. Dodman has published five highly regarded, best-selling books that have gotten a ton of national coverage.

“A cat doesn’t care if you are smart or dumb, give him your heart and he will give you his.” - Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 - April 15, 1865) he was a leader who presided over the country as its 16th president from 1861 until his murder in 1865. Lincoln guided the country through the American Civil War and was successful in maintaining the Union, abolition of slavery, strengthening the federal government, and modernization of the American economy.

“A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.” - Charles M. Blow

Charles McRay Blow (August 11, 1970 - Present) is a journalist, commentator, and op-ed columnist from the United States who currently works as a political analyst for MSNBC and The New York Times. Blow received a bachelor's degree in mass communication with honors from Grambling State University.

“Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?” - John Steinbeck

John Ernst Steinbeck Jr. (February 27, 1902 - December 20, 1968) was an American author who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1962 for his realistic and inventive writings, combining sympathetic humor and sharp social perception. He has been referred to as "a giant of American literature." Throughout his writing career, he produced 33 publications, including 16 novels, six nonfiction volumes, and two collections of short stories.

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” - Mark Twain

“If you want to write, keep a cat.” - Aldous Huxley

Aldous Leonard Huxley (July 26, 1894 - November 22, 1963) he was an English author and philosopher. He produced close to 50 books, including both fiction and nonfiction, as well as numerous articles, stories, and poetry. Prior to publishing travel writing, satire, and screenplays later in his career, he first published short stories, and poems, and edited the literary journal Oxford Poetry. He had nine nominations for the Nobel Prize in Literature.

“Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.” - Robert A. Heinlein

Robert Anson Heinlein (July 7, 1907 - May 8, 1988) was an American science fiction author, naval officer, and aeronautical engineer. Heinlein's science fiction was a tool for him to examine controversial social and political concepts; advances in science and engineering may alter the future of politics, race, religion, and sex. He published 32 novels, 59 short stories, and 16 collections during his life.

“We are the cats inside. We are the cats who cannot walk alone, and for us there is only one place.” - William Seward Burroughs II

William Seward Burroughs II (February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997) was an American writer and visual artist who is widely considered as a founding member of the "Beat Generation" and a key postmodern author who influenced popular culture and literature. He is frequently referred to as one of the finest and most important writers of the twentieth century, particularly by Norman Mailer, whose comment about him, "The only American novelist living now who may potentially be possessed by genius," appears in several Burroughs publications.

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.” - H. P. Lovecraft

P. Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 - March 15, 1937) was an American writer known for his significant contributions to the horror fiction genre. Born in Providence, Rhode Island, Lovecraft's works became highly influential, particularly in the subgenre of cosmic horror. His stories often revolve around ancient cosmic entities, forbidden knowledge, and the fragility of human sanity when confronted with the unknown.

“Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.” - Tiziano Scarpa

Tiziano Scarpa (born May 16, 1963) is an accomplished Italian author celebrated for his talents in novel writing, play crafting, and poetry. He first gained prominence in 1996 with his captivating work, "Occhi sulla graticola." In 2009, Scarpa's exceptional literary prowess was honored with the prestigious Strega Award.

“I think I would rather have a cat than a sweetheart, after all. They are less trouble, and even the handsomest sweetheart is sadly lacking in fur.” - Laura Amy Schlitz

Laura Amy Schlitz (born May 28, 1955) is an accomplished American writer renowned for her contributions to children's literature. She serves as a librarian and storyteller at the Park School of Baltimore in Brooklandville, Maryland. Schlitz's notable achievements include securing the prestigious 2008 Newbery Medal for her compelling children's work titled "Good Masters."

“For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see.” - H. P. Lovecraft

“Cats manage arrogance and cool better than any creature alive.” - Rio Youers

Rio Youers, a nominated author for the British Fantasy and Sunburst Awards, has penned notable works such as "Westlake Soul" and "Lola on Fire." In 2017, his thriller "The Forgotten Girl" made it to the finals of the Arthur Ellis Award for Best Crime Novel. He's also the creative mind behind "Refrigerator Full of Heads," a fresh six-issue series from DC Comics, and "Sleeping Beauties," an adaptation of the bestselling novel by Stephen King and Owen King. Rio's latest novel, "No Second Chances," is currently available from William Morrow.

“Cats liked to occupy liminal spaces: both inside and outside, both tame and wild, both yawn and meow.” - Gail Carriger

Gail Carriger (born May 4, 1976) also known as Tofa Borregaard is not only an author of steampunk fiction but also an American archaeologist. Her academic journey is marked by the attainment of an undergraduate degree from Oberlin College, the achievement of a master's degree in archaeological materials from the University of Nottingham in England in 2000, and the successful pursuit of a master's degree in anthropology with a specialization in archaeology from the University of California, Santa Cruz, in 2008. It is worth noting that she received the prestigious Alex Awards in 2010.

“Very early on, I understood that I secretly and mysteriously belonged to the world of cats.” - Balthasar Klossowski de Rola

Balthasar Klossowski de Rola (February 29, 1908 – February 18, 2001), known as Balthus, was a Polish-French modern artist.Throughout his career, Balthus rejected the typical conventions of the art world. He insisted that his paintings should be seen rather than read about, and he resisted any attempts to construct a biographical profile.

“There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.” - Charles Willeford

Charles Willeford (January 02, 1919 - March 27, 1988) was a versatile and prolific writer, known for his works in poetry, crime fiction, and literary criticism. He had a challenging upbringing, served in World War II, and authored several acclaimed novels, including those featuring detective Hoke Moseley. Willeford also taught and worked as an editor.

“Cats know that a warm body is more comforting than a thousand condolences.” - Rae D. Magdon

Rae D. Magdon is a prolific author of LGBTQ+ fiction, focusing primarily on stories featuring strong lesbian characters. Through her writing, she advocates for greater representation and diversity in fiction, emphasizing narratives that resonate deeply with the LGBTQ+ community and its allies.

“A cat needs a place as much as it needs a person to make its own.” - Doris Lessing

Doris Lessing (October 22, 1919 - November 17, 2013) was a British-Zimbabwean (Rhodesian) novelist and poet, celebrated for her potent explorations into human nature, politics, and society, particularly in post-colonial Africa. Her influential works earned her numerous awards, including the Nobel Prize in Literature.

“I have a cat, a stripedy cat with tickling whiskers and green electric eyes. She has the softest fur in the world. When I pet her she purrs as if she has a drum near her heart.” - Joy Harjo

Joy Harjo (born May 9, 1951) is a distinguished American poet, musician, playwright, and writer, known for her role as the 23rd United States Poet Laureate, marking her as the first Native American to achieve this distinction.

“When I am composed I feel no need of affiliating myself with anybody. There is a lot of the cat in me, and cats are not joiners.” - Elwyn Brooks

Elwyn Brooks (July 11, 1899 - October 1, 1985) also known as E. B. White was a renowned American writer, contributing significantly to English literature with essays, commentary, and beloved children's books. His timeless stories, imbued with warmth and wisdom, continue to influence readers across generations.

“Feeling the weight of a cat's paws pressing into your shoulders in the middle of the night - not much beats that.” - Hiro Arikawa

Hiro Arikawa (born 1972) is a Japanese author celebrated for her light novels and contributions to Japanese literature. Her work often explores intricate human emotions and relationships, with a notable emphasis on themes of love, life, and friendship. She has captivated readers both domestically and internationally.

“Poetry is like fish: if it’s fresh, it’s good; if it’s stale, it’s bad; and if you’re not certain, try it on the cat.” - Osbert Sitwell

Osbert Sitwell (December 6, 1892 - May 4, 1969) dedicated his life on writing poetry, critiquing art, and working in journalism, just like his younger brother and older sister did. He and his brother also put together an art show featuring famous artists like Matisse and Picasso.

Short Cat Quotes

“A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.” - Pierre Jules Théophile Gautier

⁠Pierre Jules Théophile Gautier (30 August 1811 – 23 October 1872) was a French artist, critic and writer. His ‘Ménagerie intime’ (1869) includes fond recollections of the many cats in his life.⁠

“If cats could talk, they wouldn't.” - Nan Porter (?)

This quote has been circulating all over the internet as being said by “Nan Porter” but there’s no info anywhere about who this is!

“The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.” - George Will

George Frederick Will (born May 4, 1941) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning conservative American newspaper columnist, journalist, and author. He is a libertarian-conservative American political pundit and author who writes frequent pieces for The Washington Post and provides commentary for NBC News and MSNBC, among other things.

“Cats choose us; we don't own them.” - Kristin Cast

Kristin F. Cast (born November 4, 1986) is a young adult author from the United States. She is the editor of the House of Night series for young adults with her mother, P.C. Cast. Cast and her mother have collaborated on more than 20 novels as of September 2020.

“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.” - William S. Burroughs

William Seward Burroughs II (February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997) was an American writer and visual artist who is a key postmodern author who influenced popular culture and literature. He is frequently referred to as one of the finest and most important writers of the twentieth century, particularly by Norman Mailer.

“One cat just leads to another.” - Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 – July 2, 1961) was a novelist, short story writer, journalist, and sportsman who lived in the United States. Hemingway's most famous works were written between the mid-1920s and the mid-1950s, and he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954.

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” - Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette

Ursula Le Guin (October 21, 1929 - January 22, 2018), she wrote 22 novels, 11 collections of short stories, 4 anthologies of essays, 12 picture books, 6 collections of poetry, and 4 translations. She has won numerous honors, including the Hugo, the Nebula, the National Book Award, the PEN/Malamud, and many others.

“The cat is above all things, a dramatist.” - Marczgaret Benson

Margaret Benson (June 16, 1865 – May 13, 1916) was an English author and Egyptologist. Margaret was one of the first female students to be admitted to Oxford University's Lady Margaret Hall. Her intellect and achievements were outstanding.

“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” - Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley (1927 - July 25, 2002) was renowned for his clever proverbs. He graduated with a B.A. from Oxford University and his PhD from San Diego State University. One of these proverbs was created by Cooley: "The time I kill is killing me." He was a retired professor of French, speech, and literature from around the world at the College of Staten Island.

“Just watching my cats can make me happy.” - Paula Cole

Paula Cole (April 5, 1968 - Present) is an American singer-songwriter. Prior to winning the Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 1998, she had a very difficult start due to a lack of promotion for her first album, Harbinger. While maintaining a busy performance career, Cole has served as a voice professor at Berklee College of Music since 2013.

“Cats have no guilt and very little shame.” - Ursula Le Guin

Ursula Le Guin (October 21, 1929 - January 22, 2018), wrote 22 novels, 11 collections of short stories, 4 anthologies of essays, 12 picture books, 6 collections of poetry, and 4 translations. She has won numerous honors, including the Hugo, the Nebula, the National Book Award, the PEN/Malamud, and many others. Her most recent works are; "The Wild Girls","Cheek by Jowl", and an essay collection called "Lavinia".

“Don't judge a cat by its coat.” - Magdalena VandenBerg

Magdalena VandenBerg (October 29, 1963 - Present) was born in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. She and her family ventured to Sydney and found success in advertising. A friend's suggestion led to a career as a flight attendant with Qantas, followed by a transition into entertainment and a dream job at Cirque du Soleil. However, it was through embracing writing that she discovered her true happy place. She has a cat and door opener named Minni Moo!

“I'm poor and my cat is huge.” - Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore (born January 1, 1957) is an American comic fantasy writer, born in Toledo, Ohio, and raised in Mansfield, he honed his imaginative skills as an only child. Encouraged by his father's weekly supply of library books, he began writing around age twelve, realizing his talent by sixteen and considering it as a career path. His novels commonly feature relatable protagonists navigating supernatural or extraordinary situations. He pursued education at Ohio State University and the Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara, California.

“A cat is always on the wrong side of any door.” - Pam Brown

Pam Brown (Born 1948) was born in Seymour, Victoria, and spent her early years on bases in Brisbane and Toowoomba. She has supported herself professionally as a silkscreen printer, musician, and filmmaker. She has also taught writing, multi-media studies, and filmmaking. From 1989 to 2006, she also served as a librarian at the University of Sydney. Brown has been Jacket magazine's assistant editor since 2004.

“All cats are grey with the candles out.” - Imogen Hermes Gowar

Imogen Hermes Gowar initially studied Archaeology, Anthropology, and Art History at UEA's Sainsbury Centre for Visual Arts, which led her to work in museums. She began writing fiction inspired by her work with artifacts and won the Malcolm Bradbury Memorial Scholarship to pursue an MA in Creative Writing at UEA. Her dissertation, which won the Curtis Brown Prize, evolved into her debut novel, "The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock." The novel received recognition in competitions and was published in 2018.

“Cats are proud creatures, after all.” - Hiro Arikawa

“I like cats, they never say i’m crazy.” - Alain Bremond-Torrent

Alain Bremond-Torrent is known for his poetic and often philosophical writing style, captivating readers with introspective narratives that explore the human psyche. His works resonate with those who find solace and deep meaning in introspection and the exploration of 'self.'

“In the cat world, good manners are a must.”- Hiro Arikawa

“Cats do whatever they wish, whenever they wish it.” - Sonya Heaney

Sonya Heaney is an author whose works often explore the intricacies of human emotions and relationships, set against diverse backdrops, both historical and contemporary. She draws on extensive research and a vivid imagination to craft stories that speak to the human experience.

“Cats were weird.” - Stephen King

Stephen King (born September 21, 1947) is one of the most acclaimed authors globally, has revolutionized the horror, fantasy, and supernatural fiction genres. With a career spanning several decades, King's prolific works explore the depths of human fear, morality, and the extraordinary within the ordinary.

“It is not the way of cats to interfere with fate.” - Erin Morgenstern

Erin Morgenstern (born July 8, 1978) is an American multimedia artist and author, known for her fantastical and atmospheric novels. Her vivid imagination and intricate plot designs have established her as a significant presence in contemporary fantasy literature.

Sometimes they just appear in your life, cats.” - Ron Currie Jr.

Ron Currie Jr. (born 1975) gained considerable attention with his first book, "God is Dead," published in 2007 to widespread critical acclaim. This debut earned Currie comparisons to notable authors Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver. "God is Dead" was honored with the Young Lions Fiction Award from the New York Public Library and the Metcalf Award from the American Academy of Arts and Letters. Additionally, Currie has ventured into screenwriting, with his most recent work being on the Apple TV+ series "Extrapolations."

“Most cats will do anything if you ask them nicely.” - Erin Morgenstern

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